Me (walking in from the tundra, taking the wet dog off my my head, untying my boots): I just tutored this guy who I can never talk to. He always requests me. But I can never get my point across. And I talk in circles. And I don't think he knows what I'm talking about, ever.
Michelle (on the couch, amused): Yeah?
Me: And! I can talk to other people just fine. I don't stutter or mumble and I get my point across! I so got my point across to that other guy last night.
Michelle: You have a crush, don't you?
Me: He's a freshman! No!
Michelle (sits there, one eyebrow raised, says nothing)
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhh.
Probably said, "Aw, you have a crush, huh?" That's more my styleeee.
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